Here's a fine example of crime paying - and handsomely:

"Renowned psychic, bestselling author Sylvia Browne dies at 77"

The scum of the Earth, finally reunited,...

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“Lawyers and a member of the Federal National Council have said a 1983 law that considers sorcerers con artists was insufficient, and have called for the law to be amended to allow harsher punishment.

'Magic and sorcery has nothing to do with religion,' Salim Al Ameri (Abu Dhabi) said. 'It only affects people badly.'

He recently recalled a case he heard of a 'sorcerer' who told someone he could make the sky rain money.

'Some people believe this,' he said. 'Sorcerers say "I can help you get a job", and people believe them. We want to protect people in society from this.'

Prison sentences for those found guilty should exceed the current three years, he said.”

"You're dealing with a confidence scheme. It becomes clear to you the script (the psychics) are following."

This is always the first - and the dumbest - question a NewAge apologist will ask, because it reveals the massive ignorance they have, surrounding what they think they're defending:

  "If we allow people to perform so-called “faith healings” without having to include a legal disclaimer, then why should someone have to include one for a tarot reading?"

Please, Somebody - Anybody - you want to be fair?

Bring back feeding Christians to the lions, and witch burnings, so we can all get a good night's sleep again,...

 

“Mormonism would gain a measure of respectability if only some credible evidence could be found to support at least one of Joseph Smith’s claims.”

Fixed up on a blind date with a handsome but nerdy legal secretary named Tim (Tommy Davidson), Woo is a nasty teasing bundle of free-floating hostility who uses sex as a weapon and gleefully humiliates her date just for the fun of it. Woo has agreed to go out with Tim because her gender-bending astrologer, Celestrial (Girlina), has told her that tonight is the night she will meet her true love.

Didn't see THAT coming! 

'Psychic' bus driver who refused to pick up children because he sensed 'something bad would happen' is fired

Reading this, for me, is almost like sex:

Rebecca Gowns, a 25-year-old freelance editor from Los Angeles, says queer women like herself are drawn to the occult because they “seek outside validation” but don’t want to be talked down to by priests and pastors. Astrologers and psychics are more like trusted, nonjudgmental friends.

I do like being right,...

 

I was hoping this was Deepak Chopra:

Michael Jackson's personal psychic dies aged 53 after 'predicting her own death' 

I'm convinced NewAgers had more responsibility for his outcome than that company the family sued,...