Being a dog, Brian was safe for showing weirdness others tolerate as white's "normal" uptight behavior. 

If he wasn't rubbing color in our faces to make one kind of point, he was pulling a Shouting Thomas and over-compensating to make another - both indicating how uncomfortable he was with himself.

He made sure everybody knew he was politically correct.

But the truth was - with all his betrayals of himself and others - he's what most fondly call "being human" in the NewAge.

I hope they bring him back....

My friends are still at it,...

 

Come on, we've seen this episode too many times:

"The mystery of a 'possessed' rotating statue that had experts in a spin due to its unexplained movement during the night has been solved following a scientific investigation." 

They actually investigated a "possessed" rotating statue? 

There's no reasoning with people who'll spend money like this,...