We hate seeing kids older than twelve going house to house for free candy. Doing so is illegal and this year we will be calling the police on you bastards. Overage trick or treating is a Class 4 misdemeanor and carries a $250 fine. This will also go on your criminal record if you don’t have one already.

And you niglets, stay the hell out! We’re a white neighborhood and we don’t want you baboons here!! You little turds better think twice going into my neighborhood or you will be legally punished.

Ohio Teacher Goes On Racist Facebook Halloween Rant

I warned you Rebecca Brooks and her sleazy husband are NewAgers, and now they're charged in England's phone hacking scandal.

-TMR, July 25, 2012

Which also contains this gem:

I'm wrong about Romney and the Mormons? We'll see. I keep telling you cultism's a great clue to everything - because it touches everything - and, alas, it ultimately destroys everything it touches.

But don't get distracted by the Mormon/Ted Cruz thing, here's Rebekah Brooks', so-NewAge-we-never-saw-it-coming, oldie but goodie, dropped just today:

  "The fact is you are my very best friend, I tell you everything, I confide in you, I seek your advice, I love you, care about you, worry about you, we laugh and cry together.

In fact without our relationship in my life I am not sure I will cope."

Alas, she was (naturally) married to someone else at the time, and (naturally) it came out in court while (naturally) she's now "married" to someone else.

Best. Halloween. Ever,...