Ahhh, once again it's happened - just as I said:

Like that unknown homeless black guy who got $92,000 online - just for doing what any American is supposed to do - a white woman was pretending to be in poverty and the hippies almost gave her $100,000.

It must be nice to be unknown - online - making silly comments as "Anonymous," and being lifted out of poverty, and all.

Glenn I-Like-To-Brag-About-What I've Got Reynolds doesn't seem to think anyone can be online AND in poverty.

I don't think his I.R.S. Scandal Clock is worth much, either, so I guess we're even...

 

Forget The Knockout Game, Drudge can't deny this is real:

The white racist guide to reporting crime trends

“For best results, follow these simple steps:

1. Pick a crime trend – or make one up! Consider only street crimes. Crimes against humanity by America or its allies, crimes by Wall Street bankers, American corporations or middle-class white people over the age of 21 do not count. Crimes by white men do not a trend make.

◦ A drop in black crime: This can count as a trend but only if you can credit the actions of white people for it, like 'stop and frisk' or 'The War on Drugs'. Whatever you do, never credit 'black culture', 'black leaders' or 'black parenting' for it! They can only be blamed, never praised. That is like a rule of White American culture.”

Funny - for all his "reporting" - Glenn "Get Yer Guns" Reynolds keeps missing when (and how) it happens, too. But, even with such a glaring oversight - and this ugly trend he contributes to - everyone still wonders (and bugs me about) why I don't listen to his harassing garbage.

Get real:

I've long seen what he's about,...

 

"If the tech scene is really a meritocracy, why are so many of its key players, from Mark Zuckerberg to Steve Jobs, white men?"

Finally agreeing with Glenn Reynolds on something, I think that's the wrong question. The right one is:

If the Mark Zuckerbergs and Steve Jobs-types are so good, why's the internet experience such a fucking suck now? 

Represented by, say, Glenn Reynolds staying popular while making one wrong political call after another, like the recent "win from losing" fiasco? He might as well be Oprah, selling homeopathic "medicines" and anti-vaccine nonsense, as far as the internet "matters" to our lives. And despite the disbelief on Reynolds' part, Silicon Valley is a closed world - even to black millionaires:

"Two sources told Valleywag that West recently attended a dinner packed with venture capitalists at Laurene Powell Jobs' home where West supposedly had the temerity to trot out his tagline: "I'm the next Steve Jobs."

But some say West's efforts to drum up tech money for DONDA have not been fruitful.

…DONDA's road map may be hazy, but is it any more far-fetched than some of the ludicrous pitches propped up Silicon Valley's free flowing capital? Especially from investors who claim to back the founder, not the idea, and embrace failure—West recently said he lost $13 million on business ventures because "I didn't have the knowledge to do it the right way"—as a badge of honor.

West is clearly not waiting around for the Valley,...."

Just like I'm, clearly, not waiting around for Glenn Reynolds to ever decide to tell the truth, or be fair:

And whether I'm doing it the right way or not,...

 

I swear - every year - Glenn Reynolds brags more than Kanye with new nudes of Kim:

"HERE’S MY RECIPE FOR Thanksgiving Leg Of Lamb. I’m cooking three of them, plus a turkey, tomorrow."

See? People from slave states* assume their code is slick:

Glenn's really admitting they'll have two turkeys at the table.

At least, there will be, at any one he's sitting at.

*And that, my friends, was today's Nigger, Neener, Neener, Neener,...

Steve Jobs was a NewAge nutjob - they behave the same:

"Why do Scientologists Find it So Difficult to Apologize?"

I've asked this a billion times, of Ann Althouse, Glenn Reynolds - all the bloggers who get shit wrong. I don't know how NewAgers live with each other - or expect others to live with them - being, both, rude and unfair. They even salute each other for these qualities, like becoming an asshole is "enlightenment". 

Whatever the reason, they make me glad Jobs, like slavery, is dead.

That he died following his NewAge "teachings" is the cherry on top.

Racism will end the same way,...

Now, I ask you, serious business:

 "Is Gluten the Cause of Your Health Problems?" 

Or is it something else?

"Your choices are limited by who you are."

I love the ring of that phrase - and it's ring of truth - like a kick in the gut. So, since that seems to be the case (and since I'm *kinda safe* for the moment) excuse me as I jump in the fray, because culture is wailing on politics with a vengeance:

McAllister, running as an outsider, lined up an endorsement from "Duck Dynasty" star Phil Robertson, the patriarch in the popular reality show, and cast member Willie Robertson appeared in a commercial for the candidate. The program is shot in the northeast part of Louisiana that McAllister will represent.

Unlike McAllister, Riser had the backing of a number of prominent Republicans including U.S. House Majority Leader Eric Cantor.

Riser agreed with the governor's stance to reject the Medicaid expansion.

…The funeral home owner was the contest's early favorite with backing from the conservative Tea Party of Louisiana and the national group FreedomWorks, which is aligned with the Tea Party movement.

The Right is so out of sync now, it's pitiful. Everyday is the day before the last election - and then the "unexpected" happens. Again. GlennBoy's even already back to warning Republicans not to get cocky. Why? What are they going to do? Keep coming on like The Party That Doesn't Give A Shit? We've seen that. "Maybe get a black point-man."

"Man Has Magnetic Powers, Can Make Objects Stick To Body"

New Headline:

You Are A Fucking Idiot, Go Back To School - Retake Science

Unoriginal second thought - do we even need another metal attracting guy? Bending spoons? Wow.

Do something useful.

 Now here's a something that gets my attention:

"Since Christianity has produced a lot of dysfunctional people, suicides will more than likely increase among Christians in the very near future."

So it's a self-correcting system - cool. Kinda like this:

"Lady Gaga's 'ARTPOP' Flop Expected to Lose Label Reported $25M in Marketing Costs"

Word is people will be fired - at Christmas. Perfect. Contrast and compare with the netherworld:

 "Michael Jackson Tops List of Highest-Earning Dead Celebrities of 2013"

He's dead, and still a better entertainer than we've got now. What a wasteland. No, really, a wasteland. And nobody knows the difference, either, so far as I can tell. Everything just slips by.

"The Jamaican Maroons were runaway slaves who fought the British during the 18th century. When the British invaded Jamaica in 1655 the Spanish colonists fled leaving a large number of Africans who they had enslaved."

I'm beginning to think they're all a little insane. 

But probably not without good reason,...

To anybody paying attention, this man should have no credibility:

"If Obama were a CEO,...he’d be prosecuted for fraud."

And what would your political acumen get you, Professor?

You'd become The Blog Father - Of Massive Wrong Calls,...

 

The other political operatives - manipulating and exploiting their viewers - are keeping their mouths shut:

    “The most important thing to every person is the truth and today the truth is we made a mistake. That’s very disappointing for any journalist.

Nobody likes to admit that they made a mistake, but if you do, you have to stand up and take responsibility and you have to say that you were wrong. And in this case we were wrong.”

Yeah, you, Glenn Win-From-Losing Reynolds, and all the rest.

The cowards don't talk about who's been right all along, either.

Because they know - KNOW - it (probably) won't be them,...