"Ark Encounter promises to be a heady combination of hands-on fun, perverse indoctrination, and apocalyptic terror."

If you, too, find yourself trapped in a metaphysical free-for-all, not of your own choosing, you might want to try 5 Christian-Owned Companies With Godly Values to engage the NewAge scourge. True, you'll still find yourself around some equally disturbing, nonsensical, and perverted characters but, at least, you'll usually get a decent product in return and only an insignificant percentage of their white kids ever decide to grow dreadlocks.

And that, my friends, is saying something,...

Dark alleys leading down dark alleys. Turn back now:

"A person who shits on the kitchen floor because it gives them erotic pleasure and a person who shits on the kitchen floor to ward off the demons living in the cupboard are both shunted into the diagnostic category of encopresis. It’s not just that their thought-process don’t matter, it’s as if they don’t exist. The human being is a web of flesh spun over a void."

Saying it's wrong doesn't condescend or deny our humanity. 

So (again and still) fuck "you can believe what you want to believe"...