Thanks, Homeopathy!

Everybody knows - once you're "honored" - it's time for a celebration:

"Gay teen activist honored by Obama charged with sex crimes against a 14-yr-old boy"

Sigh. I'm learning to hate my memories. 

Especially while reading the news.

It occurred to me today that - if this product of foster care were honest about what traits I've observed in others as "human nature" in my lifetime - they would add up to abandonment, betrayal, cruelty, deception, delusion, evil, almost a crippling sense of insecurity (that must be covered at all times and at all costs), lying, lust (lots of lust) murder, and violence with a capital "V". They've also all been topped off with massive amounts of stupidity, piled high like "nuts" on a sundae, covering whatever brief interludes of love, and/or compassion, I've seen and received in facsimile.

Unfortunately, intelligence was what I was counting on,...

 

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"Dragging a piece of rotting meat through the jungle right next to your vulnerable young is actually a really great way to attract predators,…"

A naturally slender woman, who is 26 weeks pregnant with her first child, has come under fire for promoting an extreme diet which sees her eat predominantly bananas.

Loni Jane Anthony, 25, from Australia, reveals on her blog Aleven:11 that she eats up to 20 per day, raw and in smoothies, for breakfast, often lunch and sometimes mixes it up by having salad for dinner.

After opening up about her fruit-based meal plan to news.com.au, commentators deemed the pretty blonde 'irresponsible' and 'narcissistic' - especially as her Instagram account, which boasts almost 100,000 followers, features dozens of 'selfies' showcasing her svelte figure.

"Gore Vidal's nephew and half-sister claim the celebrated writer was a pedophile who carried out 'Jerry Sandusky acts' on underage boys as they challenge his $37 million will”

"It doesn’t matter what vitamins they’re on, how healthy they are, how natural everything is, everything organic. It’s irrelevant. Your child is going to get sick."

“Pupils told me that during drama classes Miss Black would talk about sex and she turned the lessons on to a sexual theme. 

She said she wanted to cheat on her fiancé once before getting married and that she fantasised about having sex on a table in the drama class.

They played a game called I Have Never where she would ask them things [about sex]. She would then get the pupils to act out the acts in question.”

“Arrian was 15 years old. She ran track at Parma Middle School. 


In June 2012, she got food poisoning.

She vomited so badly she ruptured her esophagus.



She slipped into unconsciousness and went into cardiac arrest.



She died.”

The rapper Angel Haze grew up in a religious community in Michigan that she’s since described as a "cult," and the first secular music she ever heard was on the radio at age 16 in Virginia.

“If family effects are not just individual but also communal, then even young adults from intact families may suffer from the fact that fewer of their friends and family members are enjoying loving, committed relationships that go the distance.”

“That was one of the assertions, yes.”

“Leader of sinister cult that carried out orgies in the presence of children is jailed in Russia for making youngsters worship sexual promiscuity”

“My brother was on his deathbed because my parents practiced faith healing, which a lot of children would die from. His throat was so swelled that he was unable to eat and he had to be given drops of water through a straw.”

How many times must a child assure you it's O.K., as an unprovoked aside, before you understand someone's been repeatedly assuring them of it?

I hate when people lied to me as a child.

I hate watching them lie to other kids even more.

It's exploitation, and manipulation, pure and simple.

Leave the fucking kids out of it,...

"More than 40 percent of child flu death victims were healthy"

We hate seeing kids older than twelve going house to house for free candy. Doing so is illegal and this year we will be calling the police on you bastards. Overage trick or treating is a Class 4 misdemeanor and carries a $250 fine. This will also go on your criminal record if you don’t have one already.

And you niglets, stay the hell out! We’re a white neighborhood and we don’t want you baboons here!! You little turds better think twice going into my neighborhood or you will be legally punished.

As the action of the book starts, children in Oregon City’s Followers of Christ Church had been dying mysteriously for years, and several more reportedly were facing blindness, disability and death.

His readers will enter the houses of faith healers who anoint cooking oil on their sick children rather than go to the hospital for an easy fix to prevent suffering and death. Dr. Larry Lewman, the chief medical examiner for Clackamas County, is credited as an early advocate for prosecuting faith healers in the 1990s, when it seemed that religious-protection laws handcuffed district attorneys from bringing justice to Followers.

Didn't see THAT coming! 

'Psychic' bus driver who refused to pick up children because he sensed 'something bad would happen' is fired